halox2:

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

notkatniss:

unified-multiversal-theory:

menph0be-deactivated20200716:

Love seeing women not shaving or wearing make up during this quarantine because “they’re not seeing anyone anyeay” while 2 months ago they were saying that they did it “for themselves”

I hope quarantine time gives a LOT of women a lot more feelings of comfort in their natural state

hesagenie:

eudousi:

*american voice*: the world? you mean the united states of america?

eudousi:

*american voice*: people? you mean american people?

*american voice*: American voice? You mean normal universal voice?

hazoret:

When the good lord finally grants you a new hyperfixation after all your enthusiasm for the old one died suddenly

abronamedsuad:

Did you Know that you can combine both? … This is my favorite porn meme :

wonderfked:

friends-daily:

2020

captainamericas:

mood for the past two weeks

aangarchy:

Sokka: *on the floor with a cut in his stomach*

Zuko: fuck, you’re losing a lot of blood! what’s your type?!

Sokka: fire nation, hard to get, explos-

Zuko: your blood type! what’s your fucken blood type!!!

21gramsofgrace:

radicalgraff:

“We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.”

See in Hong Kong

❗️❗️❗️

helloitsbees:

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:…………..slippry like dolphin

thetomska:

bakwaaas:

the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit:

fuckyeahthegoodplace:

sketiana:

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant